Free Cover Letter Template

[vc_row][vc_column][title type="subtitle-h6"]Caleb Weisnicht[/title][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width="11/12"][vc_column_text][Today’s Date] [Your Addressee’s Name][Your Addressee’s Professional Title][Organization Name][Organization Mailing Address][City, State, Zip Code] Dear [Your Addressee’s Name]: I will be the sub-­250 lb., Phoenix Suns­-era Charles Barkley of restocking your printer’s paper tray(s) with 8.5 by 11 acid free paper stock in a timely fashion and I am the George Michael w/ horseshoe goatee singing “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me” live at Wembley Arena in 1991 of remembering doughnut and bagel preferences and I am the bad girl Demi Lovato ft. Nick Jonas of deep cleaning coffee makers on the brink of inoperability due to mineral deposit buildups and I am the middle-­aged Clint Eastwood as vengeful Missourian Josey Wales in the critically acclaimed 1976 revisionist western The Outlaw Josey Wales of responding to emails within 24 hours and I am the Richard Simmons of making small talk and “milling about” genially with coworkers before returning to work after an appropriate (and, as studies have shown, beneficial) period of bonding time and I am the Donald Trump’s hair of formatting spreadsheets and I am the Genesis-­era Peter Gabriel of making two-­sided color copies (collated) and I am the rough-­and-­tumble Mike Ditka­-helmed 1985 Chicago Bears of recycling used ink cartridges and I am a coonskin cap made out of real coonskin hanging on a hook on your office’s west wall and I am the Teddy Roosevelt of elevator etiquette and I am the last of the Mohicans and I am Mount Rushmore in the choked-­up dawn with your wife and kids in the car still sleeping and the car still popping like soda against the edge of its can. I am what this company needs. Sincerely yours,[Your Name][/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]